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Mortgage Company - You're In Good Hands

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In Texas, the mortgage company you choose has as much to do with your political affiliation as it does with your mortgage needs. For example, if you are Republican, you are safe with any mortgage company out there. On the other hand, if you do not agree with our Holy President Most High, you will be stuck with the fourth rate flawed mortgage company-type. These companies will get you the worst deals and stick you with the highest payments. So do yourself a favor and keep your political affiliation under wraps.

This is all a joke of course. Everyone knows that you are free to speak your mind in any part of the US. And you are free to get any mortgage you qualify for. Qualifications include finances, employment, and credit.,

Coming soon: Three's Mortgage Company

If a man named Jason Three were to start a mortgage company, chances are he would name it after himself. Just like lawyers who name their practices after themselves. Like Peter, Peter, and Peter. It would be crazy if Jason Three named his mortgage company Three's Mortgage Company. He could even hire Susanne Summers and Joyce DeWitt impersonators to be his secretaries. or just hire Susanne Summers and Joyce DeWitt to be his secretaries. They're probably not very busy these days any way. Unless Susanne Sommers has another little exercise device out.

On another note, why do lawyers name their practices like that? Next time someone starts a practice, we recommend giving it a name like Astrolaw or Crazy Law World or Party Law Land or something. That would be fun.

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